This Took Some Time - Noisome Records CD 1998 - lyrics
My momma always bought me tube socks whenever we went
out to shop. And now I have so many tube socks that I
could probably open my own shop. But, that ain't the point,
that ain't the story. It's that Saturday morning ritual
that always annoyed me. A torture device that goes without
topping. My mom was always taking me out clothes shopping!
My momma always bought me new underwear before I even broke
in my last pair. We had to wait for hours, sometimes all
day long just to ask the clerk if I could try them on!